This pizza was a last minute decision that I made with my roommate. It was roommie night and we had planned on cooking but decided it was just too much effort. She pulled out the ipad and began to order delivery from the Sisson Ave Pizza House.
Pizza Basics
There was cheese. There was crust. There was nothing special about either.
The Pizza
This is, verbatim, what the menu promised:
BBQ chicken, bacon, blue cheese
The Chicken
Chunks of white meat that seemed to have been soaked in brine. It was very, very salty.
The Sauce
There was no BBQ sauce on this pizza. There may have been some trivial amount, but it was not something you could taste over the saltiness of the chicken.
The Toppings
There was bacon, which was also very salty. There was no blue cheese.
Overall
I can't really give a rating to this pizza. It was so fucking salty that it was barely edible. Moreover, there was no fucking blue cheese. The menu said there would be blue cheese (I'm glad there was not, it was already the saltiest pizza I had ever eaten), the menu lied. Liars get no respect from me, they flunk BBQ Pizza 101 and are suspended for academic dishonesty.
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